zipping:

was watching tangled and took a valuable screenshot

zipping:

was watching tangled and took a valuable screenshot

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bombing:

wigglethatbutt:

bombing:

just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them

i dreamt i stole someones socks omg

i’m calling the police

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thewintersoldiersbutt:

Marvel in a Nutshell: Captain America: The Winter Soldier

View More: Thor, Thor 2, Captain America, Iron Man, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, The Avengers

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medioxumatepoet:

missionlameturtle:

andrysb24:

mandkips:

#and then he dies #and she starts killing people

Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed

he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people

I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE

(Source: ashagreyjoyed)

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slayboybunny:

ya hes cute…….but is he conscientious of the social inequalities and corruption in hierarchies of power that plague this world

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thehumanbutt:

congalineofdurin:

lifting-spirits:

mr-noodle-arms:

willycheesesteak:

Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy - Dancing Groot

“Baby Groot dancing is 100 percent me. I was too embarrassed for anyone to be there, so I made everyone leave the room and I set up a camera and I videotaped myself dancing. Then I sent the video to the animators and had them animate over that. I begged them not to leak the video! Two of my closest friends came to an early screening and said ‘Hey, I recognize those moves! That’s you dancing isn’t it?!’” - Vin Diesel

reblogged before but that comment just makes it that much better

READ THE COMMENT

Vin Diesel is actually precious and we must protect him

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cloysterbell:

I think my favorite thing about this generation is how seriously everyone takes their Hogwarts house.

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swampgallows:

wooliest:

?????


this is the most Acme image i’ve seen in my life

swampgallows:

wooliest:

?????

this is the most Acme image i’ve seen in my life

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I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

(Source: ididntasktobemade)

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icelandic-booty:

I was explaining to my cousin what asexuality was and she said “I heard a rumor that asexuals want world domination. Is that true?”

Yes, little one.

Yes it is.

(Source: aphswitzzerland)

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  • book 2 hiatus: a year and a half
  • book 3 hiatus: less than a yEAR
  • book 4 hiatus: LESS THAN TWO MONTHS HELLO

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bagmilk:

when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”

(Source: heteroh)

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camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

(Source: camo--zamboni)

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