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sometimes all u can say is “yikes” and just move tf on lol

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gigaguess:

Amy said she trusted me, that I would know the right thing to say on her behalf…

And Nick’s like “SSSSSH! THEY’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS!”

(Source: tayloschilling)

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Dean Winchester + seeing Sam with girls

(Source: bloodysams)

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girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

(Source: spockdarlin)

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phon3y:

I laughed so hard I woke up my dad.

(Source: unlucky-artist)

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ink-and-roses:

ahumblebard:

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the struggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny

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fancylemurs:

girls just wanna have

real pockets on our clothes, damn

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princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

(Source: solarcomplexities)

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radiicvl:

unimpressedcats:

scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub 

if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground 

radiicvl:

unimpressedcats:

scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub 

if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground 

(Source: mostlycatsmostly)

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an actual conversation i overheard on the train

  • person 1: i'm not against gay marriage but i feel sorry for people with 2 dads
  • person 2: what? why?
  • person 1: they have to put up with twice the dad jokes
  • person 2: omfg

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hey lets play how hot is that character

noodletothedoodle:

hey lets play how hot is that character

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Hot | Sexy | LORD MERCY

(Source: noodle2thedoodle)

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clintbarttons:

Some of my more popular Clint text posts + Clint Barton

(Source: jasonttodd)

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putuporshuttup:

if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants

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